Awkward in a Thin Blue Line — book cover

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The Awkward Journey

Awkward in a
Thin Blue Line

The First Printing

900/ 900

Online Copies Claimed

SOLD OUT ONLINE
Second Printing Preorders Are Now Open

What started as my story now belongs to the people reading it.

Awkward in a Thin Blue Line — Second Printing Preorder

Second Printing

Second Printing — Preorders Are Now Open

You Asked for More

The first printing sold out online — 900 of 900 copies claimed. So I ordered a second printing: 1,000 copies, with 500 available to preorder online and 500 held back for book tour stops and in-person sales.

$25Per Copy
Not Autographed
Ships by Oct 15
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Preorder Your Copy

Second-printing copies are not autographed and do not include a First 500 certificate. Preorders ship as they are ready, no later than October 15. US shipping only.

Where We Are Now

Books Are On The Move

The first printing is sold out online. Right now I'm signing, packing, and shipping every order by hand.

Books Signed

115/ 900

Orders Packaged

0

Orders Shipped

0

Every number here is updated by hand as I work through the stacks — signing, packing, and shipping each order myself.

Awkward On The Road

The Kansas Book Tour

Follow the journey across Kansas.

Awkward in a Thin Blue Line — Confirmed book tour schedule across Kansas, October–November 2026

Seven confirmed stops across Kansas. Dates, times, and addresses are listed above.

From My Story To Yours

I spent a long time telling my story. Now I want to hear what you found inside of it.

What made you laugh?

What surprised you?

Was there a chapter that stayed with you?

Was there a sentence you underlined?

Did something in my story make you think about your own?

From The Readers

What Readers Are Finding

Be the first to share what stayed with you.

Real reader reactions will appear here once they're shared and approved.

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Tell Me What You Found

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